Zoomer Bob Dylan
- Awkward haircut, but they’re totally owning it
- See FKJ
- Bit of goth and reggae
- Totally incomprehensible
Duke Charles Franklin
- Cory Henry, George Duke, and Kirk Franklin
- Effectively blind, percieves every sense as music
- Always in front of a piano
- Reacts positively to odd chords
David Murphy Bach
- Bruce Dickenson with a Bach wig and a saxophone